T’was a joke. For the last time. We are joking. We’re not LITERALLY going to do this. Goodness me!
This is a wonderful idea. Scooting across Troy’s front porch dressed as Slenderman. (Taken with Instagram)
If by wonderful you mean horrible
and by idea you mean invitation to annoy some people you admire and probably get arrested
Don’t do this. Ever. It’s not a good idea. They will call the cops on your ass, as they should. For trespassing if nothing else.
Seriously. How would you like it if a whole bunch of people you had never met and knew nothing about showed up on your porch and were there for you specifically?
I have to wonder how many of these people are stupid and how many of them are just trolling you.